I was on and off the information desk for most of the day today. At one point during the day I was sitting there when a middle aged man came up to me.
Conservative Conor: “Hello there.”
Conservative Conor: “I’m very well, thank you. I have a complaint I would like to make. Firstly I would like to commend you on what a wonderful store you have and that I’ve been coming here for a number of years. ”
Me: “Good stuff. What seems to be the problem?”
Conservative Conor: “Well I noticed that you sell Playboy.”
Me: “Yup, we stock a bit of everything here.”
Conservative Conor: “Because of you stocking such a magazine I’m afraid I will be taking my custom elsewhere.”
Me: “Right! Well to be honest I’m not the person you should be talking to about this. I can get you a manager if you like?”
Conservative Conor: “No, that won’t be necessary. Please just pass it on. Goodbye now.”
Off he goes leaving me baffled.
Of all things to complain about this one takes the biscuit. Playboy is quite tame in comparison to the other magazines. I only know this because I’ve seen scantly dressed individuals in Penthouse and Attitude that puts Playboy to shame. I only look at those titles because Penthouse has better articles and Attitude has a good fashion column.
I do wish I could have said more to this fellow. # BaldManProblems