Encased in a blue raincoat , she hobbled over to me as I sat at the desk twiddling my thumbs.
Maura: “Do you have a mobile?”
Me: “Eh, I don’t, no.”
Maura: “I need to ring my phone.”
Me: “Oh! Have you lost it?”
She takes her phone out–“No, I just want to see if it works.”
Me: “Right…well I can ring it off this phone here if you like?”
She gives me her number and I ring it off the work phone. Her phone starts to ring and she hangs up.
Maura: “Can you ring it again and speak to me. I want to see if it works.”
Me: “O…kay. You’ll have to walk away a bit so you don’t hear me.”
She hobbles halfway across the floor. I ring her phone and she answers it.
Me: “Hello…yeah….your phone seems to be working.”
Maura hangs up, wanders off, and doesn’t return.
That has been one of the strangest customers I’ve had to deal with in a long time. # BaldManProblems